Let’s face it: we all love texting. But nothing has so advanced the cause of whores than the invention of smart-phones. It puts them in constant contact with their numerous ego-stroking boyfriends and exciting new potentials. Whenever a whore is at the beach shack, alone, sipping her daiquiri, she will inevitably start texting her men: First, to one beau: “Hey, sweetie, hot enough for you? Wish you were here.” Then to another: “Hey stud. I think I can still smell you,” etc.
Smart phones also make infidelity so much easier. Whores will even go to the bathroom while on dates and flirt text with other men. Sometimes, if the whore isn’t too interested in the date, she will flirt text right in front of him. If this should happen, the date must respond quickly because it is clear the whore has signaled dwindling desire for the man buying her the lobster ravioli. At that point, the date must do his best to act Italian: “Don’t you disrespect me., and put that effin’ cell phone back in your god damn purse,” etc. This will typically stop the whore from flirt texting and give her a little thrill besides.